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    A Jurassic Franchise Review
    • Jun 15
    • 41 min

    A Jurassic Franchise Review

    The year was 1993. CGI had made an appearance in a few films up until this point (most notably in 1991's Terminator 2), but no one had...
    Jurassic World: Dominion Review
    • Jun 13
    • 7 min

    Jurassic World: Dominion Review

    WARNING: spoilers for Jurassic World: Dominion And the Jurassic series comes to a rousing conclusion! Jurassic World: Dominion, the...
    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Review
    • May 29
    • 5 min

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith This piece accompanies the most recent episode of Brett's Flix...
    Filmschool in a Jar - Character Introductions in Casino Royale (2004)
    • Mar 13
    • 4 min

    Filmschool in a Jar - Character Introductions in Casino Royale (2004)

    The first, and quite possibly best thing, that I noticed while reading the script for Casino Royale was how incredibly well written the...
    The Goofs Recap 2021: Movies  -  Top 10 Favorite Films of the Year (And the Bottom 5 Worst)
    • Feb 1
    • 9 min

    The Goofs Recap 2021: Movies - Top 10 Favorite Films of the Year (And the Bottom 5 Worst)

    Well here we are, another year has started and with it, a brand new batch of exciting upcoming films. So let's take a look back at the...
    The Matrix Resurrections Review
    • Jan 2
    • 11 min

    The Matrix Resurrections Review

    WARNING: spoilers for The Matrix Resurrections Wow. That was the smartest blockbuster I’ve seen in years and the most postmodern and meta...
    The Spider-Man Films Ranked Worst to Best
    • Dec 20, 2021
    • 9 min

    The Spider-Man Films Ranked Worst to Best

    It's here! It's finally here! The cinematic adventure many Marvel fans have been dying to see ever since it was first announced....
    The Ultimate Halloween Ranking
    • Oct 22, 2021
    • 9 min

    The Ultimate Halloween Ranking

    Halloween Kills, the newest film in the Halloween franchise, just dropped in theaters and on Peacock. Twelve films strong, and Michael...
    Fear Street Trilogy Review
    • Oct 9, 2021
    • 9 min

    Fear Street Trilogy Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Netflix's Fear Street Trilogy I know, I know. These films came out in July, isn't it a little late to be doing a...
    Filmschool in a Jar - Rian Johnson's Luke Skywalker
    • Oct 5, 2021
    • 6 min

    Filmschool in a Jar - Rian Johnson's Luke Skywalker

    It's been four years since Rian Johnson's Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi was released, and split the Star Wars fandom in two....
    The Suicide Squad Review
    • Sep 2, 2021
    • 7 min

    The Suicide Squad Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for The Suicide Squad That's THE Suicide Squad. Not to be confused with Suicide Squad (2016). For my review of that...
    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Review
    • Aug 11, 2021
    • 6 min

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Birds of Prey Yes, I bothered writing the whole title out. Yes, you can shut up about it. After pretty much...
    Shazam! Review
    • Aug 8, 2021
    • 6 min

    Shazam! Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Shazam! Now THIS is a comic book movie! When it first came out, I felt Shazam! was the best film in the DCEU, and...
    Aquaman Review
    • Aug 2, 2021
    • 3 min

    Aquaman Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Aquaman “Hey, what happened to that guy’s DCEU reviews?” I’m sure no one was actually asking that question, but...
    Cruella Review
    • Aug 2, 2021
    • 7 min

    Cruella Review

    WARNING: Spoilers for Cruella Hollywood seems to be on a villain kick recently. Maleficent got two films, Joker got a film, and now...
    Space Jam Review
    • Jul 24, 2021
    • 9 min

    Space Jam Review

    WARNING: SPOILERS FOR A 25-YEAR-OLD FILM This review is paired with my review for the new Space Jam: A New Legacy which you can read...
    Space Jam: A New Legacy Review
    • Jul 24, 2021
    • 15 min

    Space Jam: A New Legacy Review

    WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY This review is paired with my review of the original Space Jam which you can read HERE....
    The Scorpion King: A Franchise Review
    • May 31, 2021
    • 15 min

    The Scorpion King: A Franchise Review

    Oh, Dwayne Johnson. You have filled my heart with such joy over the years. Your persona in the ring was one of the only things that kept...
    Mortal Kombat Review
    • May 1, 2021
    • 6 min

    Mortal Kombat Review

    WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MORTAL KOMBAT “Fatality.” “Finish him.” “Get over here.” “Flawless victory.” These phrases are burned into the...
    Godzilla vs. Kong Review
    • Apr 20, 2021
    • 9 min

    Godzilla vs. Kong Review

    WARNING: SPOILERS FOR GODZILLA VS. KONG As a life-long Godzilla fan, I lost it when Legendary Pictures announced that they had obtained...
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