Reviews

Feb 1, 2022
3 min

The Goofs Recap 2021: Memes - Top 10 Funniest Memes of the Year

These days you can pretty much track a meme to a certain era in social media history. While some vanish and are collecting dust somewhere...

Feb 1, 2022
9 min

The Goofs Recap 2021: Movies - Top 10 Favorite Films of the Year (And the Bottom 5 Worst)

Well here we are, another year has started and with it, a brand new batch of exciting upcoming films. So let's take a look back at the...

Feb 1, 2022
8 min

The Goofs Recap 2021: TV - The Most Binge-Worthy Television Shows of the Year

2021 gave us plenty to binge. Here’s some of the TV I watched in 2021; the good, the bad and the in-between.

Feb 1, 2022
5 min

The Goofs Recap 2021: Music - The Best Popular Album Releases of the Year

Despite (or maybe because of) limited touring schedules and scaled down live performances, 2021 was a fantastic year for musical...

Jan 1, 2022
11 min

The Matrix Resurrections Review

WARNING: spoilers for The Matrix Resurrections Wow. That was the smartest blockbuster I’ve seen in years and the most postmodern and meta...

Dec 20, 2021
9 min

The Spider-Man Films Ranked Worst to Best

It's here! It's finally here! The cinematic adventure many Marvel fans have been dying to see ever since it was first announced....

Dec 16, 2021
11 min

You'll Shoot Your Kidney Out: Watching "A Christmas Story" With a Case of Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

A Christmas Story has gone down in history as one of this season's classic gems. The film has touched the hearts of so many since its...

Dec 4, 2021
4 min

King Richard: Just When You Thought Will Smith Was Lost

I want to start off by saying that I’ve seen this film 5 times since its release on HBO Max in mid-November. Twice alone the week it came...

Dec 3, 2021
7 min

Bad Sequels That Aren't THAT Bad

Sequels can be really hard to get right. Knowing how to balance the new with the old can be tricky. Sometimes it just ends up being the...

Oct 22, 2021
10 min

The Ultimate Halloween Ranking

Halloween Ends, the newest film in the Halloween franchise (and the final film in David Gordon Green's newest rebooted trilogy), just...

Oct 9, 2021
9 min

Fear Street Trilogy Review

WARNING: Spoilers for Netflix's Fear Street Trilogy I know, I know. These films came out in July, isn't it a little late to be doing a...

Sep 1, 2021
7 min

The Suicide Squad Review

WARNING: Spoilers for The Suicide Squad That's THE Suicide Squad. Not to be confused with Suicide Squad (2016). For my review of that...

Aug 11, 2021
6 min

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Review

WARNING: Spoilers for Birds of Prey Yes, I bothered writing the whole title out. Yes, you can shut up about it. After pretty much...

Aug 8, 2021
6 min

Shazam! Review

WARNING: Spoilers for Shazam! Now THIS is a comic book movie! When it first came out, I felt Shazam! was the best film in the DCEU, and...

Aug 2, 2021
3 min

Aquaman Review

WARNING: Spoilers for Aquaman “Hey, what happened to that guy’s DCEU reviews?” I’m sure no one was actually asking that question, but...

Aug 2, 2021
7 min

Cruella Review

WARNING: Spoilers for Cruella Hollywood seems to be on a villain kick recently. Maleficent got two films, Joker got a film, and now...

Jul 24, 2021
9 min

Space Jam Review

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR A 25-YEAR-OLD FILM This review is paired with my review for the new Space Jam: A New Legacy which you can read...

Jul 24, 2021
15 min

Space Jam: A New Legacy Review

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY This review is paired with my review of the original Space Jam which you can read HERE....

May 31, 2021
15 min

The Scorpion King: A Franchise Review

Oh, Dwayne Johnson. You have filled my heart with such joy over the years. Your persona in the ring was one of the only things that kept...

May 1, 2021
6 min

Mortal Kombat Review

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MORTAL KOMBAT “Fatality.” “Finish him.” “Get over here.” “Flawless victory.” These phrases are burned into the...